Lizzy Caplan for Rolling Stone (September 2014)

Lizzy Caplan for Rolling Stone (September 2014)

“You can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. It’s tempting but it’s a mistake .”
Something I have to tell myself more often than I should . (via gnarlybennett)


The Evolution of Women’s Hairstyles


  • Gruff men who get all soft and happy when they’re with you 
  • Big men with calloused hands who touch you like you’re something incredibly special 
  • Grumpy men who chuckle at your bad jokes 
  • Calm men who get protective and irrational and then pretend like they didn’t
  • Stoic men who look at you with gentle smiles on their face when you’re not looking at them with an expression that sort of says “I can’t believe she’s with me.” 


  • "Do you mind if I take your photo?"
  • "I want to be human right now."
  • "Does it bother you? That your parents are the way they are?"
  • ”You were supposed to kiss me.”
  • "I can’t say that I’d rather die than be this way." 
  • "I am just a mythological creature, after all. I technically shouldn’t exist." 
  • "All of a sudden you want a boyfriend?"
  • "You’re like a song I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew until I heard it again."
  • "Are you warm enough?
  • "It could kill him. Probably will kill him."
  • "Yes, I know how to draw blood. Doesn’t everyone?
  • "I can’t stand this waiting. Can’t we just get this the hell over with?"
  • "We must be the worst way to die."
  • "You two are too cute. Seriously. How long have you been going out?"
  • "If we get arrested, I’m telling them you all abducted me." 
  • "You know what? I haven’t missed class since I started high school. I got an award for it last year. And a free pizza or something."
  • "I just locked the keys in the car. My brain was on autopilot."
  • "Promise me you won’t do anything like that again."
  • "Did you tell that man you went potty on yourself?"
  • "Please come back with me."
  • "It would be in very bad taste to hit on your sister’s best friend."
  • "They said wild animals did it. Did you do it?”
  • "I don’t know how they know, but I feel like they’re waiting for me."
  • "I don’t shop very well. I just see what I need and get it."