"Come here, baby."
I’ll never get tired of you calling me that.
"I could give you a massage, if you want."
Mmm, after the long day I’ve had that does sound quite nice.
”Come sit in my lap.”
If this is a trick and you just want me closer so you can steal a drink from my cup…. then it’s working. Make room for my ass.
"Someone’s happy to see me."
Well someone decided to go on a family vacation for a week and leave me here bored out of my mind. I hope you brought me back something to make up for it.
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
"What flavour condom do you like?"
Oh you know I’m not picky. Though, I think I’d rather have you surprise me.
"We can take a quick shower."
Hopefully not too quick. Since you don’t have to be at work for another hour, I plan on savoring this new extra time with you.
"Beg for it."
Careful now. I believe those are usually my words.
"Come sit on my lap."
I should be leaving soon… but alright. Just for a bit and only because it looks warm there by the fire.
i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants